imagine ‘anon crushes’ in real life
someone runs up to you dressed in like a tarp with a paper bag over their head and yells SORRY I LIKE YOU A LOT before vaulting over a table and sprinting away
(via kanyewesticle)
"i’m sorry, but that’s just the way it is"
- people who benefit from the way it is and does not want to change it anytime soon and aren’t sorry at all (via lovethyfatness)
(via midnight-bike-rides)
I FUCKING WISH THIS HAPPEND TO ME
(via comicbooksexlife)
good thing the boss leaves work through a secret elevator in his office so he wont see this and you can keep it up instead of just putting up to take a picture and then take it down so you dont get in trouble
(via pizzaforpresident)
thats not what i was searching google for
GOD HE LOOKS SO POLITE
- “oh is this for me? really? are you sure?”
- “well okay if you insist. i hope i’m not taking too big of bites i know some people think that’s not gentlemanly”
- “oh this is really delicious, thank you so much i mean it”
- “mmm let me just savor the taste for a bit, mmmm oh yes thanks again for that”
- “yes that is very tasty. oh no you don’t have to give me anymore you’ve done so much already i couldn’t possibly accept so much kindness and generosity, you are an angel”
(via zazzybuttcheeks)
(via kanyewesticle)
(via zazzybuttcheeks)
