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senor-cactuar:

the avengers?

how about the international justice league of super acquaintances

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(via transhumanisticpanspermia)

transhumanisticpanspermia:

aaaaa42:

"critical champion" chess is like regular chess but i invented it plus:

  • when you lose a piece you hav to shove it up your ass
  • theres a new chess piece called the “Hurricane”
  • nobody wins

are you kidding, just playing sounds like winning

breakfastburritoe:

depressed-0bsessed:

breakfastburritoe:

Are you a fisherman because I think you’re a reel catch

You spelled real wrong.

Throw this one back into the water boys we’ve got ourselves a city slicker

(via the-pietriarchy)

My therapist just told me a joke.

twofishies:

professorfangirl:

timemachineyeah:

So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”

And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”

SIT DOWN.

nooOOOOOOooooo

(via supurrstar)

veebrak:

sigurrossgeller:

it’s tomorrow

we have to save her

veebrak:

sigurrossgeller:

it’s tomorrow

we have to save her

(via the-pietriarchy)

thighrabanks:

oh wow her dad makes a really convincing dog

thighrabanks:

oh wow her dad makes a really convincing dog

(via tres-emmie)

diariesofamoderngypsy:

Cultural Appropriation.

diariesofamoderngypsy:

Cultural Appropriation.

(via hinduthug)

bnycolew:

yourpersonalcheerleader:

linrenzo:

videohall:

Baby laughing while getting shots

> Rock star doctor.

I don’t care how old he will be I’m taking my future children to him

My heart!

I need a baby

(via transhumanisticpanspermia)

artlung:

"I was hungry
And you asked for my papers” via Nicole Bonnet

artlung:

"I was hungry

And you asked for my papers” via Nicole Bonnet

(via transhumanisticpanspermia)

arutairu:

congratulatio dog for winning every sports

arutairu:

congratulatio dog for winning every sports

(via transhumanisticpanspermia)

toronjas:

I JUST SAW THIS ON FACEBOOK
O M G

toronjas:

I JUST SAW THIS ON FACEBOOK
O M G

(via transhumanisticpanspermia)

usbdongle:

jelligator:

dongletransmit:

NICE

IT ONLY GETS
FUNNIER
CRIES

I KEEP THINKINF OTF THIS WHILE IM WORKING IH AVE TO FIGHT BACK LAUGHING MY ASS OFF ON THE PHONE BECAUSE OF “NICE”

(via the-pietriarchy)

Stay Safe In The Big Lightning Storm

fakescience:

Stay Safe In The Big Lightning Storm

(via shuckl)